Valentine's Hump Day Humor

100 Worst Candy Heart Messages...

1. HARD UP
2. TOO TINY
3. NYET = NYET
4. SHOO
5. U SMELL
6. ART DORK
7. DIE ALONE
8. NO PUBES
9. KISS OFF
10. AMSCRAY
11. ICKY BOD
12. CALL 911
13. KILL PREZ
14. IT'S OVER
15. 1000x NO
16. SHOVE IT
17. RUG BURNS
18. DUMB ASS
19. R-U NUTS
20. BITE MOI
21. CAMEL TOES
22. YOU OAF
23. NO BALLS
24. ELECT ME
25. BIG BORE
26. HELL BOY
27. BROKE HIP
28. URA ZERO
29. BUTT OUT
30. LIKE HELL
31. TESH TOY
32. GOT FLAN
33. I'LL MACE
34. GET REAL
35. I H8 LOOP
36. EAT LEAD
37. F U
38. PISS OFF
39. OVER DOSE
40. SHAVE BACK
41. SUU EEEE
42. DS9 BUFF
43. R U DONE
44. FAL ICK
45. JAIL BAIT
46. NO BLOOD!
47. NERTS!
48. A+ LAMO
49. NO HOPE
50. I I I I
51. GO AWAY
52. FIX TEETH
53. DON'T TUCH
54. TOO SHORT
55. U-R SICK
56. WANT FRIES?
57. I'M GAY
58. FEAR ME
59. GET OUT
60. PEACH FUZZ
61. KEWL
62. STEP OFF
63. YODA MAN
64. NO BUTT
65. I'LL HURL
66. GOT CRABS
67. NOT NOW
68. NOT EVER
69. DISCO
70. IT'S OFF
71. NO NECK
72. GET A PIMP
73. WRONG
74. U-R DEAD
75. SCAT
76. IN-BRED
77. CUT ONE
78. GET REAL
79. DRY UP
80. EAT LEAD
81. PISS OFF
82. WAKE UP
83. HO HUM
84. TOO FAT
85. PIZZA FACE
86. TRY SOAP
87. NICE LISP
88. WASH OUT
89. I'LL DUMP U
90. GET OFF ME
91. BAD HAIR
92. FISH
93. I'LL YELL
94. TWAT ROT
95. FOR SALE
96. ZIP FLY
97. I QUIT
98. KILL ME
99. GO NOW
100. AS IF