The CIA has given up on trying to find Osama bin Laden. They now have a new task of trying to find a Playstation 3. (Jay Leno)
President Bush’s approval rating continues sinking. The President right now is in a tie with O.J. and Michael Richards. (Pedro Bartes)
The first Thanksgiving was celebrated by Pilgrims and wild Indians. We don't have Pilgrims anymore. All we have are Democrats and Republicans running around like wild Indians. (HaBlog)
Sources say the prenup agreement Britney Spears and Kevin Federline signed before their wedding is 60 pages long. The first two pages are about money -- the next 58 pages are about tattoo removal. (Toms Lake Humor Company)
Nintendo’s Wii has been introduced. The new video game console goes head to head against its arch enemy. Productivity. (Alan Ray)
The Food and Drug Administration has approved silicone gel implants for cosmetic breast enhancement. There's a warning. Silicone gel implants are softer and look more natural, but a lifetime of free drinks might cause all kinds of health problems. (comedian Argus Hamilton)
A Tennessee museum took down an exhibit of deep fried flags that the artist claims is a commentary on obesity in America. Museum officials thought the display could be incendiary. That, and that patrons might try to eat them.(Jim Barach)
