John Kerry apologized Wednesday for joking about the uneducated getting stuck in Iraq. He should be ashamed. Everybody knows the uneducated get stuck on talk radio. (HaBlog)
A new CNN poll shows that 51% of Americans believe the US can never win in Iraq. About the same percentage who believe that Rosie can never really replace Star Jones on "The View." (Bob Mills - Bereft on the Left)
Rumors are flying President Bush now actually has a plan for Iraq -- assuming Madonna agrees to adopt the whole country. (HaBlog)
The British government have hired Al Gore as a global warming adviser. Gore says he's looking forward to being completely ignored in a new country. (Conan O'Brien)
The Bush Administration will develop guidelines for physical activity by 2008. You know we are a nation that is out of shape when it takes more than a year to get an exercise program together.(Jim Barach)
On TV they showed the baby who was adopted by Madonna. Cute little kid. And because his mom is Madonna -- he wears his diaper outside his clothes. (Toms Lake Humor Company)
In an interview in “People”, Kevin Federline said the more people hate him the more it helps him; so I when his new Rap CD is out, Kevin is going to get a great deal of help. (comedy writer Alex Kaseberg)
